How to reject a guy

I provide this guide to those in need (some girls don’t know how to reject guys properly).

Q. Who is this for?
A. Girls who have guys that appear to have interest in them but do not share the same interest (the girl is not interested in the guy)

Examples :

-A guy friend seems very close to a girl, later it is hinted/revealed that he wishes to be more than friends while the girl just wants him as a friend.
- An unknown guy adds a girl on facebook or some other social internet network and proceeds to chat with her (Yes I am very well aware it could be that they just want to “be friends” but statistically most of the people who add strangers want to be more than friends), but the girl is not interested in them.

Q. Why should a girl learn how to reject them?
A. Girls (most that I know) are kind hearted creatures. They do not want to hurt other people’s feelings. They would choose not to reject nor accept that guy in question in order to not hurt him by saving him from rejection. How ever, by doing so they are actually hurting him more. The guy will have false hopes and will cling on to that hoping for the day that will never come. Rejections are not pleasant, but it is better to get over it quickly rather than having to wait 9 years before finally getting rejected properly (imagine all the pain of the waiting in addition to the pain of rejection).

Q. How to reject a guy.
A. Be direct. Give no false hopes.

Examples of good rejections:
- Sorry, I only see you as a friend.
- No. If you treasure our friendship do not bring up the matter in the future.
- No.

Bad Examples:
- Give me time/Let me think about it
- Not now…. Maybe in the future? Who knows?
- I don’t want to hurt you (shows that you care and gives hope)

Bonus examples that are cruel but are effective (use if necessary):
- I like someone else.
- I don’t like you/ I find you repulsive.
- *Laugh and continue laughing*

Q. What to do if the guy is still persistent.
A. If you treasure the person as a friend, talk to him and make him understand and “give up”. If you don’t treasure the person or the person still persists after that “talk” then ignore the person to the max. Actually if a girl knows how to avoid a guy to the max, they can ignore them to the max instead of rejecting them (which is in my opinion selfish and cruel)

Other notes:
- Guys are dumbfucks who want to believe that a girl likes them even if they are told to “go to hell and die”.
- It is said, that a boy turns into a man only after learning how to face rejection. (if this is true, that makes me a very very very old man)
- Some guys are pathetic and play on girls emotions to make them feel guilty, don’t be fooled!
- Actually all the tips above can be applied to girls who want to break up.
- The keyword is to be firm.
- Last note:
If a guy named Ong Swee Pie ever goes after you do not reject him! WAHAHAHAHAHA