The last house on the left [The entire movie in Pei Wun's words]

wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:56 PM):
riiiiiiite
haha
as expected, we watched something else
and the something else is The Last House On the Left
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
it’s horror
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
howwas the subsitute
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
i thought it’s ghost but it isn’t
it’s like
crime fiction come to life
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
gore
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
hahahha
a lot of violence la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
it’s like
so damn boring for the first hour i wanted to sleep
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:58 PM):
lol
din skate?
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:58 PM):
i tell you the story!
nope
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:58 PM):
ok

wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:58 PM):
hahahha
kk so there’s this family of 3 who went to their vacation house
eh eh
nono
tell from the start
k the starting is like this
there’s this 2 dudes who are driving like in the woods
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (5:59 PM):
so then they waited at a railway track coz there was a train passing
while they were waiting
a car suddenly just smashed from the side
actually it’s a robbery la… but just that those ppl kill while their on the job
sadist
XP
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:00 PM):
so the robbers got out of the car and found the dude driving almost dead
they grabbed hold of whatever they found
n strangle the dude to death
and the lady robber asked her partners
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:01 PM):
“i wonder what he’s seeing rite now” *i guess she meant the ‘life flashing past your eyes kinda thing*
so the guy grabbed a picture of 2 kids on the dashboard*presumably the dying dudes kids*
and put it right under his nose
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:02 PM):
while he’s being strangled to death
k
that one
end
hahaha
then another scene
the family of 3 driving to their vacation house
the daughter is called Mary, a swimmer
the father is a doctor
John
and the mother is called Emma
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:02 PM):
ur brother
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
huh?
what??
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:03 PM):
john han
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
LOL!
john
-.-
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:03 PM):
dr john han
hahahhaa
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
lol
so em
then they gt tell la that mary actually has a brother who died
and the brother gave mary a necklace
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:04 PM):
k
so after they arrived at the vacation house, Mary asked for her parents permission to drive the car to loook for her friend, Paige, who works in a convenience store.
Emma was reluctant, but her father gave her the keys
so Mary went and meet Paige, and they held a conversation
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:05 PM):
from there you know that Mary and Paige smokes marijuana
last time la
Mary stopped and became a sportsgal,
but Paige is still like… a bit wild i guess
so this guy, called justin, overheard their conversation
and he approached the counter
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:06 PM):
and asked for a pack of cigarettes
since he looks kinda young, Paige asked for his ID
and he was like emmmm can you just let me buy it blablabla
then he said
if you let me buy it
i have an A grade marijuana back in my motel
I’ll share it with you
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:07 PM):
so then Paige was like hmmm… ok
and Mary was reluctant but she just followed her friend
so the 3 of them got into the car, n mary was like, ok, paige, you just go down and get it, i’ll be in the car
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:08 PM):
so paige was like ok
n justin and paige went down
to the motel
but mary waited for a long time
so she went down and checked out the motel
paige n justin was smoking pot inside
n after that mary took a puff as well
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:09 PM):
then they chat for a while… blablabla… and suddenly the door popped open
the 3 robbers from before was standing there
the ‘head’ was actually justin’s dad
n justin was like… uhoh….
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:10 PM):
cz he doesnt like what his dad does
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:10 PM):
so he know his dads a robber
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:10 PM):
so the dad was like threatening to kill the 2 girls cz they were afraid that the 2 girls will actually talk
yup
his dad doesnt let other ppl come so he’s kinda mad with justin as well.
so erm
paige panicked
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:11 PM):
some struggling ensued
of course with all those “grab hair and bang on the wall’ kinda thing
as in bang paige’s head on the wall
blablabla
n the robbers decided to drive the girls some place else
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:12 PM):
*not sure why coz i was asleep at this point. maybe cz they wanna kill them somewhere else*
so em
all of them got into the car
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:12 PM):
lol
u slept
????!!
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:12 PM):
for a while
hahahaha
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:13 PM):
it was so boring
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:13 PM):
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:13 PM):
and i was waiting for the ghost to come out
hahahahaha
halfway thru i realised that this isnt a ghost story
k anyway
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:14 PM):
so the robbers actually intended to drive them to a place near the mountains
which, incidently, passes by Mary’s vacation house
as in
not like pass by right in front of it la
oh and there’s actually a lake at mary’s vacation hse
ok so
Mary’s smart
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:15 PM):
she knows that they are passing by her house
and she saw the cigarette lighter thing in front of her
the one that you have to press down n it heats up
and you light your cigarette with it
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:16 PM):
oo
ya
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:16 PM):
so she sorta like distracted the person who’s “looking after her”
who is the lady robber
and i think the lady robber is kinda lesbo
n she used her foot to press the thing down
so right when they pass thru her hse
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:17 PM):
she quickly leaned forward n grab the cigarette thign and press it onto the lesbo’s temple
n wrecked havoc la basically
n then struggle struggle struggle
somehow the car was tumbling down a hill
n it’s like… also the ‘woods’ area
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:18 PM):
so it kept on banging against the trees
n puff
it stopped
no one died
no one was seriously injured
but frank, one of the guy robbers *justin’s uncle, not the dad*
broke his nose n it’s like blood everywhere
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:19 PM):
n then again
got a lot of violence
basically the robbers just keep on taunting the girls.. instill fear.. punching and smashing them against trees and rocks and the ground
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:20 PM):
and at one point paige manage to run away
but didnt went far
kena brought back
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:20 PM):
lol
stupid paige
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:20 PM):
and cz she kept on struggling
AHHAHAHAHAH
XP
i can sense some other meaning behind
okok
so the robber head killed paige
just plunge a knife into her
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:20 PM):

SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:21 PM):
YAHOOO PAIGE DIED!!!
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:21 PM):
*and again, here i slept for a while, so i’m not sure what happened*
so erm
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:21 PM):
HAHAHAHA
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:21 PM):
Mary was like oh shit
LOL
and she looked kinda calm actually
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:22 PM):
n she managed to hit the robber head’s head
with a rock
lol
just now dc
k
so the robber head went mad
and raped her
*i didnt knew he raped her… either i was sleeping or they cut the part off*
they cut a lot of parts off -.-
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:23 PM):
k anyway
after that
struggle AGAIN
n Mary manage to run away
run to the lake
so she’s a good swimmer ma
so she swam towards the direction of the house
obviously the robbers tried to shoot her
and missed several times
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:23 PM):
aiyah cut adee

wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:24 PM):
after that one bullet kena her shoulder
and she just like
*die*
stop swimming la… just float there and the water around her turn red
crimson
hah
so the robbers left her there to die
n they chao
*kinda stupid actually. they should shoot her a few more times to make sure she’s dead*
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:25 PM):
it was a “fake”?
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:25 PM):
she didnt die la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:25 PM):
awwwwwww….
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:25 PM):
so em Mary’s parents were obviously kinda worried
but Mary said she’s gonna come back the next morning
so nothing they can do
at night
after dinner
they heard a knock
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:26 PM):
*owh it was raining cats n dogs
and gt thunder n all la
k
so John opened the door
and found the 3 robbers + Justin dripping wet outside their door
owh throughout the whole fiasco of raping the girls n all
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:27 PM):
the head of robbers kept on asking justin to do something
but obviously justin doesnt do it la
so the fathers keep saying he doesnt have balls, not a man, blablabla
k
so the robbers were like
erm
we need help
we ran into an accident
and frank’s nose is broken
there’s a damn thunderstorm out there
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:28 PM):
all the crap
so john’s a doctor rite?
he actually fixed frank’s nose
n there’s one part that’s damn funny hahaha
he was suturing frank’s nose
the needle was actually like
through his nose
and the power tripped
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:29 PM):
ahhahahahahha
damn funny
no electricity n all
but gt candles and all la so he fixed frank’s nose up
n very kind
invited them to sleep at their guest house which is like a stone’s throw from their vacation house
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:30 PM):
but Justin realized that their the parents of the girl that they just killed
cz he saw her picture on their fridge
n justin’ s a good guy rite
so he wanted the parents to know, but he couldnt do it in front of the other robbers
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:31 PM):
so remember the necklace that mary’s bro gave her?
he went and put it on the kitchen countertop
and he was like
so sick
he went to the toilet n vomit n all
then
after that they went to the guest house n slept
so then after that
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:32 PM):
they heard taps
n they went to investigate the porch
as in the parents la
john n emma
n it was actually their daughter using the rocking chair outside to tap the wall
so they were like WTF
brought her in, lay her on the living room table
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:33 PM):
n the dad stop the bleeding, whatever
gross also la cz he had to puncture a whole in her lungs to let out the blood n equalize the blood pressure
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:33 PM):
oooo
coool
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:33 PM):
so emma was suppose to fetch towels n alcohol from the kitchen
so she went there
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:34 PM):
n found the necklace
so she know la that those ppl tried to kill her
and the father found blood between mary’s thighs
and know that she was rape
d
then
they gt no car ma
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:35 PM):
so can’t send their daughter to the nearest hospital
so they wanted to drive their speedboat across the lake to some civilization i guess
but they couldnt find the keys
so john went out of the house, to some small storeroom at the side
leaving emma and mary alone in the house
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:36 PM):
and all of the sudden, frank came to their hse
coz he wanted some beer to sleep
that part they made it suspense la
cz like
if he sees mary lying on the table in the living room
emma sure die
so emma was like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:36 PM):
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:36 PM):
trying to divert his attention
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:36 PM):
suspense time
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:37 PM):
like flirt with him
keep on lik
drink something stronger, give hints suggesting that she want to make love to him
blablabla
then at one point she realized that she cannot hold on anylonger
cz getting suspicious
so she was like
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:38 PM):
“why not you go up to the hot bath tub upstairs, i’ll come to you with another bottle of wine”
so the dude happily walk into the living room
and find mary staring holes into his eyes
so he was like
wtf
shock n stone a bit
while he was stoning
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:39 PM):
emma hit him with glass from behind
stabbed him with the kitchen knife
n again, struggle struggle struggle
emma was losing
then john appeared
and they sorta had the chance
so they force his head into the sink which is filled with water
wanted him to drown la
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:40 PM):
so frank put his hand into the sink
and pulled out the plug
so John was panicking
cz the water level is retreating
so he turned on some switch
turns out the switch is the thingyyyy
em
it’s like blender
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:40 PM):
blender
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzyttt
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:40 PM):
yeayea
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
then get tomato juice
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
so you can imagine what happen la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
hahaha
more or less

wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
the frank dude was like screaming for a whole damn minute until he died
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
1 whole minute????
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
at this point my friends *the girls* all closing their eyes
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
tats long
hahaha
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
hahaha
YEA
sien lo
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
nice

wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
then become human flesh paste
lol
his head
n hand
k
then
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
k
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
1 robber down
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
2 2 go
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
then the couple, i think they sorta like wanted revenge la
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:43 PM):
and they couldnt find the key to the speedboat
so maybe they wanna kill time as well
XP
so they went to the guest house to hunt down the other 2
n they found the 2 sleeping in a bedroom, justin was sitting on the floor, awake, holding a gun in his hand
he was like
aiya
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:44 PM):
sot sot dei edi la
hahahahaha
so justin’s a good guy rite?
so he waved john to him
and handed him the gun
but had to be like super quiet la
and as expected
once the gun reach john’s hands
the 2 robbers woke up
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
n struggle struggle struggle again
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
-.-
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
some how the lembap doctor manage to drop the gun
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
struggle struggle struggle
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
a lot of violence
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
hahahaha
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
hahahahhaa
you imagine them like banging chairs n stuff into each other
n all
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:46 PM):
and eh the head of robber manage to escape out of the guest house into their main house
and the lesbo locked herself in the toilet
so the doc n emma banged open the door
and struggle struggle struggle again
this time the lesbo gt a metal pole
blablabla
n emma shot her to death
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:47 PM):
so
2 down
back to the main house
so again
suspense time
cz everyone was thinking that the robber head will find mary on the table
alone somemore
but aiya
mary wasnt there la
and he found frank and his pasty face
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:48 PM):
so he was like
wow
nt bad
hahahahhaha
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:48 PM):
lol
not bad
hahaha
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:48 PM):
so erm
john directed emma to the speedboat, where mary was
ask her to protect mary la
and take the shot gun somemore
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:49 PM):
which is stupid cz he wants to confront the head of robbers with a poker stick -.-
alone
-.-
stupid rite
n like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:49 PM):
popopopoker face
popopopoker face
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:49 PM):
thahahhaa
the robber dude was hiding upstairs
so em the doc went in cautiously
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:50 PM):
check every room
didnt have the guts to go upstairs
so he shouted
*come out you fucking son of a bitch*
so the robber also like
talk la
all those crpa
crap*
say he did a good job on frank
blablabla
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:51 PM):
n he went into other rooms
so john went up the stairs carefully
and while he was doing that the robber head saw emma and mary on the speedboat
thru a window on the second floor
so he taunted the doc la
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:52 PM):
n like hinted he wanna go n kill them
so the doc rushed into the room
found the window open but no one there
so he rushed to the window
n shouted
“NOOOOO NOOOOOOO~~~~!!!!
“EMMA!! MARY!!!!”
but actually the robber head was hiding in the room behind him
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:53 PM):
n hit him la
so of course
struggle struggle struggle again
john even fell from the stairs
obviously john was losing
at one point
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:54 PM):
loser
so easy fall for taunts
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:54 PM):
the robber head got hold of the poker stick
pointed the sharp edge at john’s neck
john was lying on the floor
kena hit kau kau
n the robber started talking crap la
like, “you wanna know how tight was your dear homecoming daughter?”
n taunted him again
while he was doing that
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:55 PM):
john, who was looking sideways at the floor
saw the key of the speedboat
so i guess that sorta like ‘gave him strength’
n he managed to get out of that position
blablabla
struggle ensued
he was strangled by the robber using the poker stick
fainted for a while
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:55 PM):
then?
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
and when he was about the stab john
he heard the gun’s click
as in
before you pull the trigger you have to pull the thingy at the back rite
i forgot whatsit called
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
revolver
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
and he stopped
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
safty?
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
n turned around
yea
i think so
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
dunno
the clicky thing lah
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:57 PM):
n found a revolver pointing at his nose
the revolver held by justin
his son
so then of course he tried to takl justin out of it cz like he also know that justin is timid
hahaha
gt one thing he said damn funny
“why do you have to have balls at a bad time”
XP
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
so somehow dunno la how
aiyo
emma joined the fight
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:58 PM):
hahahahah
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
she was behind justin
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:58 PM):
he finally grew a pair
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
and she sprayed the fire estinguisher into the robber head’s eyes
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:59 PM):
she also know justin wont have the balls to pull the trigger l
a
so the robber head was blinded
and miraculously john woke up that time
and the couple smashed his head
the robber head’s head
john using the poker stick
emma
wah
paling ganas
use the damn fire estinguisher
it’s like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:59 PM):
YAY~
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (6:59 PM):
blardy heavy!
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:59 PM):
POKERFACE!
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:00 PM):
so em
everyone thought that the robber dude died
cz emma so ganas rite
then after that they show “black out”
then “gt scene again”
and the scene is like
showing skin being cut
by a knife
one loooooong trail
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:01 PM):
so it was actually morning
and the robber dude finally woke up *he didnt die*
so he saw john
n he was like
WTF, WHY CAN’T I MOVE
so apparently john cut his nerves or something like that
paralyze him neck down
dun wanna terus kill him
and said something like
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:02 PM):
you’re gonna pay for what you’ve done to my daughter
and he carried the microwave oven
to the dude
*i thought he wanna drop the damn oven on his head*
but no
he placed it near the robber dude’s head
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:03 PM):
put the robber dude’s head inside the oven
and like
baked it
LOL
so erm
you can imagine la
screaming n all
the robber was like
WTF ARE YOU ALL
hahahahhaa
*the wrath of the doctor*
anyway
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:04 PM):
obviously he died
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (7:04 PM):
lol
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:04 PM):
i think his head snapped into half
cz of the heat or something like that
and happily ever after
ahhaha
the last scene is like showing john, emma, mary and justin on the speedboat
wunkey (“.) [fei po] says (7:05 PM):
speeding towards the nearest hospital i guess
to me
it’s just senseless violence
-.-
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (7:05 PM):
lol
it is