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Murderer!

July 5, 2009

You may call me a murderer because:

I support abortion
I support euthanasia
I support termination of life for “those who would be born with severe mental problems” (eg. down syndrome)

Say what you will, but I believe that letting them live is more cruel than killing them.

Abortion? The world has to deal with overpopulation. Resources grow less and less each day. Why bother with children who are unwanted? If they aren’t aborted, they will likely be abandoned and live their life in orphanages. It is not an easy life. Another scenario is that they will be brought up in a harsh environment where they will have no love from their parents but instead be hated. In the case that the love is there, there could be other reasons, such as the parents not being able to afford to bring up a child. Hence they will live in poverty.

Euthanasia ? When you see someone crying or writhing in pain with no hope of recovery you want them to live? You may carry a shred of hope that one day they may recover. Having that shred can be selfish. You do not know how to let go. You are not the one bedridden. You are not physically suffering in pain as much as that person. Maybe you have a heart ache. Grow up. You’re worse than an emo kid.

The handicapped (more to mentally handicapped)? Have you ever been to a “special” home? Have you seen how the people there are? Did you know that in some cases that these mentally handicapped people can be dangerous to both themselves and others? Did you know there were cases where some were unattended for sometime and when their caretakers came to their room they find bodies of people bloodied, dirtied and torn? Did you know some intentionally hurt themselves? It makes you question how compassionate you are.

End note. The lives of others are in the hands of others. Not god.

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Why I hate “Fighting” genre manga/anime

July 2, 2009

1. Hero fights enemies.
2. If enemy is weak enemy loses, hero wins. If enemy is stronger, hero will train/learn new techniques/cooperate with others to win.
3. A new enemy appears (normally progressively even stronger)… Go back to step 1.

There you have it. The summary of all fighting manga/anime but can be applied to other genres such as sport manga/anime.

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Things I learnt from MJ’s death

July 1, 2009

MJ is dead! Woohoo! Finally!

Huh what? You think I’m insensitive because I’m actually happy he’s gone? I genuinely am happy that he has passed on. Why? Let’s recap his life:

- abused/exploited as a kid
- wrongfully accused as a child molester. I stand firm with my belief that MJ never molested any children. He is a man who has an innocent and childlike heart, he did love children but he was not IN LOVE with them. He built Neverland for children. He made it well stocked with ice cream and entertainment for children. He just wanted to make children have a happy childhood (which he never had) and what did he get in return? SHIT. A CRAPLOAD OF SHIT on his reputation. I think he did not bother to clear his name so he settled most of the cases out of court. Regardless I do make fun of him being a “child lover”.
- He is lonely. Yes he was married a few times, but I don’t recall him being really “married”. His wives were merely “bearer’s” of his seed. I don’t think he has a good concept of love and never experienced true love before.
- He was criticized for every single thing he does. Come on man, he’s not a god. He’s a human being, to err is humane.
- Due to the point above, he became paranoid. He covered himself up, invested money on disguises which did the opposite of it’s intention. The media, the fans, the people. They turned him in to a freak.
- Before his demise, he had legal issues here and there. He also had financial problems (if I’m not mistaken) which I would attribute to his own fault. He spends his fortune on antiquities that cost a fortune and other “unnecessary” items. Regardless, losing money is never a happy thing.
- he was afraid of death. He yearned for immortality. Now he shall no longer need to be burdened with that fear.

And now he is dead. I have thought of writing up something about MJ but I decided not to do so on the day of his death. It would be too cliche. Too much of a tribute.

So what did I learn from his death?

- People who have forgotten about MJ suddenly start buying his music/memorabilia. People start to remember his greatness. People are giving their condolences. All this is bullshit to me. It’s like kicking someone in the nuts, then coming back to say sorry after that person has died. Where was all this “support” at when he needed it? MJ gets to enjoy a total amount of ZERO CENTS from the royalties of all the stuff that is being sold because…. He’s FREAKING DEAD!
- People are more “forgiving” and only remember the good things once someone dies. If I die, I don’t mind if someone mentions something like “SP was a rude selfish annoying SOB, but may he RIP.”
- if I’m not mistaken, one of the boys who accused MJ of molesting them came upfront to the media confessing that he was told to do so by his parents and that he never would have wanted to accuse MJ of doing so willingly. I don’t know if my source on this news is reliable however… It’s too late to apologize. It’s too late.
- there are rumours of MJ faking his death. Similar to Elvis Presley. It’s kind of retarded but funny none the less imagining how successful a “resurrection concert” would be.
- there are people who actually commit suicide as their IDOL has left this world. I find it sad. MJ wouldn’t have wanted them to end their lives like that. On another note, I guess these people lack love from others. They are very lonely people. I pity them.
- many are cashing on on his death. His death is profitable.

Human nature at it’s best.

Regardless, of all these shit. Micheal Jackson is a legend. As Elvis Presley has and always will be the King of Rock, Micheal Jackson will always be the King of Pop.

All the best to you in your “new life”.

On a totally different note, MikeT posted a short post similar to this before I wrote this, I even read his post before writing this. I’m not plagiarizing him/expanding on his idea, its just that we probably share the same idea (I guess). Only he wrote his before I wrote mine (and mines longer :P ).

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How to reject a guy

June 30, 2009

I provide this guide to those in need (some girls don’t know how to reject guys properly).

Q. Who is this for?
A. Girls who have guys that appear to have interest in them but do not share the same interest (the girl is not interested in the guy)

Examples :

-A guy friend seems very close to a girl, later it is hinted/revealed that he wishes to be more than friends while the girl just wants him as a friend.
- An unknown guy adds a girl on facebook or some other social internet network and proceeds to chat with her (Yes I am very well aware it could be that they just want to “be friends” but statistically most of the people who add strangers want to be more than friends), but the girl is not interested in them.

Q. Why should a girl learn how to reject them?
A. Girls (most that I know) are kind hearted creatures. They do not want to hurt other people’s feelings. They would choose not to reject nor accept that guy in question in order to not hurt him by saving him from rejection. How ever, by doing so they are actually hurting him more. The guy will have false hopes and will cling on to that hoping for the day that will never come. Rejections are not pleasant, but it is better to get over it quickly rather than having to wait 9 years before finally getting rejected properly (imagine all the pain of the waiting in addition to the pain of rejection).

Q. How to reject a guy.
A. Be direct. Give no false hopes.

Examples of good rejections:
- Sorry, I only see you as a friend.
- No. If you treasure our friendship do not bring up the matter in the future.
- No.

Bad Examples:
- Give me time/Let me think about it
- Not now…. Maybe in the future? Who knows?
- I don’t want to hurt you (shows that you care and gives hope)

Bonus examples that are cruel but are effective (use if necessary):
- I like someone else.
- I don’t like you/ I find you repulsive.
- *Laugh and continue laughing*

Q. What to do if the guy is still persistent.
A. If you treasure the person as a friend, talk to him and make him understand and “give up”. If you don’t treasure the person or the person still persists after that “talk” then ignore the person to the max. Actually if a girl knows how to avoid a guy to the max, they can ignore them to the max instead of rejecting them (which is in my opinion selfish and cruel)

Other notes:
- Guys are dumbfucks who want to believe that a girl likes them even if they are told to “go to hell and die”.
- It is said, that a boy turns into a man only after learning how to face rejection. (if this is true, that makes me a very very very old man)
- Some guys are pathetic and play on girls emotions to make them feel guilty, don’t be fooled!
- Actually all the tips above can be applied to girls who want to break up.
- The keyword is to be firm.
- Last note:
If a guy named Ong Swee Pie ever goes after you do not reject him! WAHAHAHAHAHA :P

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Transformers 2

June 30, 2009

Having read so many critic’s reviews, I took a more criticizing stance towards this movie. I did see some of it’s flaws, however after watching it myself I can finally make a proper unbiased judgement.

It rocks!

Anyway, here’s some random stuff that I would criticize about the movie…..

1. Portrayal of girls in college. All of them are hot and super model like.
2. Transformers have too much detail. When combat gets intense, you can barely make out what’s going on (just like part one and transformers beastwars series).
3. Soundwave can control/hack a satellite. He could throw humans into complete disarray. Does he do it? Take a wild guess…
4. Frankly I fail to see why the Decepticons can’t win. May be they’re just retards.

Good stuff I like about this movie
1. Non stop action (no boring bits).
2. Humans show they can really do damage to the decepticons (not going to elaborate).
3. It’s a transformers movie.

It’s a good movie. Probably I’d try and watch it on a blueray. However I really hope theres no Transformers 3.

Let it end here.

It is good enough.

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Blood the last vampire

June 30, 2009

Watched it last week with Vincent and Bryan. Seriously it sucked to the max. It started off very “cinematic” and very faithful to the OVA it was based off. Well just the first few minutes. After that it became a movie filled with bad overacting. It’s not even the type that’s “so bad it’s good”. It’s just plainly bad.

Normally I don’t like to criticize people based on their looks, however I just must say that the producers could have at least tried to harder to find prettier actresses to portray the “asian women” of the movie. In addition to that, the “English” language is severely mutilated by the “asian” actors/actresses.

I find myself yawning and laughing at inappropriate moments watching the movie.

Heck the vampire underlings only look cool in their “transformation phase” where wisps of fire with smoke surround them. Once transformed they look like fat chubby ugly gargoyles.

Urgh…. I think we should have watched drag me to hell even though the seatings weren’t as accommodating as blood…

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Benefits of being the photographer

June 29, 2009

I did mention about the curse before this, however there are perks to being the designated photographer.

1. You get to snap photos of girls with no repercussion. Hey! You’re just doing your job (and avoid being branded as a “stalker”). Anyway they won’t even notice (optical zoom lenses rock!).

2. You get to “not participate” (which is good and bad at the same time – more good to me though) avoiding tedious work such as “exercise” and other tedious routines (yes, I am lazy)

3. You get a lot of attention after an event is over (might be a curse as well).. Hmmm… Cancel this… A lot of unwanted attention to me. I’ll replace this point with erm… You get to observe people’s behaviour. This may seem very trivial but actually you get to learn how a person’s true colours are by observing them from a certain distance.

4. Photographing is fun, a friend of mine who I recently wished him a happy belated birthday (ahem…) took over 3000 photos during a short camp. Doing something you like is considered a job? Wow… I’d like that.

5. You learn to be more creative. Despite what people might say, I find photographers as “Artists”. Historians with a tact for art. They capture moments, stories, emotions with a few adjustments and a single click. Photos can be artistic.

Well thats my personal opinion. I do have experience being a designated photographer. Too bad it was just a digicam and not a dslr, but that was years ago… Ah… The good times :D

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Rejection

June 26, 2009

Rejection is painful (I can’t count the amount of times I got rejected, kinda at my last rejection)

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The last house on the left [The entire movie in Pei Wun's words]

June 24, 2009

wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:56 PM):
riiiiiiite
haha
as expected, we watched something else
and the something else is The Last House On the Left
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
it’s horror
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
howwas the subsitute
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
i thought it’s ghost but it isn’t
it’s like
crime fiction come to life
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
gore
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
hahahha
a lot of violence la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:57 PM):
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:57 PM):
it’s like
so damn boring for the first hour i wanted to sleep
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:58 PM):
lol
din skate?
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:58 PM):
i tell you the story!
nope
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (5:58 PM):
ok

wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:58 PM):
hahahha
kk so there’s this family of 3 who went to their vacation house
eh eh
nono
tell from the start
k the starting is like this
there’s this 2 dudes who are driving like in the woods
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (5:59 PM):
so then they waited at a railway track coz there was a train passing
while they were waiting
a car suddenly just smashed from the side
actually it’s a robbery la… but just that those ppl kill while their on the job
sadist
XP
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:00 PM):
so the robbers got out of the car and found the dude driving almost dead
they grabbed hold of whatever they found
n strangle the dude to death
and the lady robber asked her partners
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:01 PM):
“i wonder what he’s seeing rite now” *i guess she meant the ‘life flashing past your eyes kinda thing*
so the guy grabbed a picture of 2 kids on the dashboard*presumably the dying dudes kids*
and put it right under his nose
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:02 PM):
while he’s being strangled to death
k
that one
end
hahaha
then another scene
the family of 3 driving to their vacation house
the daughter is called Mary, a swimmer
the father is a doctor
John
and the mother is called Emma
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:02 PM):
ur brother
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
huh?
what??
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:03 PM):
john han
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
LOL!
john
-.-
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:03 PM):
dr john han
hahahhaa
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:03 PM):
lol
so em
then they gt tell la that mary actually has a brother who died
and the brother gave mary a necklace
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:04 PM):
k
so after they arrived at the vacation house, Mary asked for her parents permission to drive the car to loook for her friend, Paige, who works in a convenience store.
Emma was reluctant, but her father gave her the keys
so Mary went and meet Paige, and they held a conversation
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:05 PM):
from there you know that Mary and Paige smokes marijuana
last time la
Mary stopped and became a sportsgal,
but Paige is still like… a bit wild i guess
so this guy, called justin, overheard their conversation
and he approached the counter
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:06 PM):
and asked for a pack of cigarettes
since he looks kinda young, Paige asked for his ID
and he was like emmmm can you just let me buy it blablabla
then he said
if you let me buy it
i have an A grade marijuana back in my motel
I’ll share it with you
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:07 PM):
so then Paige was like hmmm… ok
and Mary was reluctant but she just followed her friend
so the 3 of them got into the car, n mary was like, ok, paige, you just go down and get it, i’ll be in the car
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:08 PM):
so paige was like ok
n justin and paige went down
to the motel
but mary waited for a long time
so she went down and checked out the motel
paige n justin was smoking pot inside
n after that mary took a puff as well
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:09 PM):
then they chat for a while… blablabla… and suddenly the door popped open
the 3 robbers from before was standing there
the ‘head’ was actually justin’s dad
n justin was like… uhoh….
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:10 PM):
cz he doesnt like what his dad does
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:10 PM):
so he know his dads a robber
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:10 PM):
so the dad was like threatening to kill the 2 girls cz they were afraid that the 2 girls will actually talk
yup
his dad doesnt let other ppl come so he’s kinda mad with justin as well.
so erm
paige panicked
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:11 PM):
some struggling ensued
of course with all those “grab hair and bang on the wall’ kinda thing
as in bang paige’s head on the wall
blablabla
n the robbers decided to drive the girls some place else
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:12 PM):
*not sure why coz i was asleep at this point. maybe cz they wanna kill them somewhere else*
so em
all of them got into the car
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:12 PM):
lol
u slept
????!!
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:12 PM):
for a while
hahahaha
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:13 PM):
it was so boring
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:13 PM):
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:13 PM):
and i was waiting for the ghost to come out
hahahahaha
halfway thru i realised that this isnt a ghost story
k anyway
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:14 PM):
so the robbers actually intended to drive them to a place near the mountains
which, incidently, passes by Mary’s vacation house
as in
not like pass by right in front of it la
oh and there’s actually a lake at mary’s vacation hse
ok so
Mary’s smart
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:15 PM):
she knows that they are passing by her house
and she saw the cigarette lighter thing in front of her
the one that you have to press down n it heats up
and you light your cigarette with it
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:16 PM):
oo
ya
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:16 PM):
so she sorta like distracted the person who’s “looking after her”
who is the lady robber
and i think the lady robber is kinda lesbo
n she used her foot to press the thing down
so right when they pass thru her hse
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:17 PM):
she quickly leaned forward n grab the cigarette thign and press it onto the lesbo’s temple
n wrecked havoc la basically
n then struggle struggle struggle
somehow the car was tumbling down a hill
n it’s like… also the ‘woods’ area
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:18 PM):
so it kept on banging against the trees
n puff
it stopped
no one died
no one was seriously injured
but frank, one of the guy robbers *justin’s uncle, not the dad*
broke his nose n it’s like blood everywhere
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:19 PM):
n then again
got a lot of violence
basically the robbers just keep on taunting the girls.. instill fear.. punching and smashing them against trees and rocks and the ground
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:20 PM):
and at one point paige manage to run away
but didnt went far
kena brought back
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:20 PM):
lol
stupid paige
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:20 PM):
and cz she kept on struggling
AHHAHAHAHAH
XP
i can sense some other meaning behind
okok
so the robber head killed paige
just plunge a knife into her
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:20 PM):

SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:21 PM):
YAHOOO PAIGE DIED!!!
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:21 PM):
*and again, here i slept for a while, so i’m not sure what happened*
so erm
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:21 PM):
HAHAHAHA
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:21 PM):
Mary was like oh shit
LOL
and she looked kinda calm actually
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:22 PM):
n she managed to hit the robber head’s head
with a rock
lol
just now dc
k
so the robber head went mad
and raped her
*i didnt knew he raped her… either i was sleeping or they cut the part off*
they cut a lot of parts off -.-
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:23 PM):
k anyway
after that
struggle AGAIN
n Mary manage to run away
run to the lake
so she’s a good swimmer ma
so she swam towards the direction of the house
obviously the robbers tried to shoot her
and missed several times
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:23 PM):
aiyah cut adee

wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:24 PM):
after that one bullet kena her shoulder
and she just like
*die*
stop swimming la… just float there and the water around her turn red
crimson
hah
so the robbers left her there to die
n they chao
*kinda stupid actually. they should shoot her a few more times to make sure she’s dead*
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:25 PM):
it was a “fake”?
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:25 PM):
she didnt die la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:25 PM):
awwwwwww….
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:25 PM):
so em Mary’s parents were obviously kinda worried
but Mary said she’s gonna come back the next morning
so nothing they can do
at night
after dinner
they heard a knock
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:26 PM):
*owh it was raining cats n dogs
and gt thunder n all la
k
so John opened the door
and found the 3 robbers + Justin dripping wet outside their door
owh throughout the whole fiasco of raping the girls n all
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:27 PM):
the head of robbers kept on asking justin to do something
but obviously justin doesnt do it la
so the fathers keep saying he doesnt have balls, not a man, blablabla
k
so the robbers were like
erm
we need help
we ran into an accident
and frank’s nose is broken
there’s a damn thunderstorm out there
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:28 PM):
all the crap
so john’s a doctor rite?
he actually fixed frank’s nose
n there’s one part that’s damn funny hahaha
he was suturing frank’s nose
the needle was actually like
through his nose
and the power tripped
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:29 PM):
ahhahahahahha
damn funny
no electricity n all
but gt candles and all la so he fixed frank’s nose up
n very kind
invited them to sleep at their guest house which is like a stone’s throw from their vacation house
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:30 PM):
but Justin realized that their the parents of the girl that they just killed
cz he saw her picture on their fridge
n justin’ s a good guy rite
so he wanted the parents to know, but he couldnt do it in front of the other robbers
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:31 PM):
so remember the necklace that mary’s bro gave her?
he went and put it on the kitchen countertop
and he was like
so sick
he went to the toilet n vomit n all
then
after that they went to the guest house n slept
so then after that
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:32 PM):
they heard taps
n they went to investigate the porch
as in the parents la
john n emma
n it was actually their daughter using the rocking chair outside to tap the wall
so they were like WTF
brought her in, lay her on the living room table
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:33 PM):
n the dad stop the bleeding, whatever
gross also la cz he had to puncture a whole in her lungs to let out the blood n equalize the blood pressure
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:33 PM):
oooo
coool
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:33 PM):
so emma was suppose to fetch towels n alcohol from the kitchen
so she went there
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:34 PM):
n found the necklace
so she know la that those ppl tried to kill her
and the father found blood between mary’s thighs
and know that she was rape
d
then
they gt no car ma
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:35 PM):
so can’t send their daughter to the nearest hospital
so they wanted to drive their speedboat across the lake to some civilization i guess
but they couldnt find the keys
so john went out of the house, to some small storeroom at the side
leaving emma and mary alone in the house
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:36 PM):
and all of the sudden, frank came to their hse
coz he wanted some beer to sleep
that part they made it suspense la
cz like
if he sees mary lying on the table in the living room
emma sure die
so emma was like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:36 PM):
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:36 PM):
trying to divert his attention
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:36 PM):
suspense time
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:37 PM):
like flirt with him
keep on lik
drink something stronger, give hints suggesting that she want to make love to him
blablabla
then at one point she realized that she cannot hold on anylonger
cz getting suspicious
so she was like
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:38 PM):
“why not you go up to the hot bath tub upstairs, i’ll come to you with another bottle of wine”
so the dude happily walk into the living room
and find mary staring holes into his eyes
so he was like
wtf
shock n stone a bit
while he was stoning
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:39 PM):
emma hit him with glass from behind
stabbed him with the kitchen knife
n again, struggle struggle struggle
emma was losing
then john appeared
and they sorta had the chance
so they force his head into the sink which is filled with water
wanted him to drown la
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:40 PM):
so frank put his hand into the sink
and pulled out the plug
so John was panicking
cz the water level is retreating
so he turned on some switch
turns out the switch is the thingyyyy
em
it’s like blender
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:40 PM):
blender
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzyttt
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:40 PM):
yeayea
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
then get tomato juice
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
so you can imagine what happen la
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
hahaha
more or less

wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
the frank dude was like screaming for a whole damn minute until he died
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
1 whole minute????
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
at this point my friends *the girls* all closing their eyes
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:41 PM):
tats long
hahaha
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:41 PM):
hahaha
YEA
sien lo
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
nice

wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
then become human flesh paste
lol
his head
n hand
k
then
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
k
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
1 robber down
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:42 PM):
2 2 go
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:42 PM):
then the couple, i think they sorta like wanted revenge la
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:43 PM):
and they couldnt find the key to the speedboat
so maybe they wanna kill time as well
XP
so they went to the guest house to hunt down the other 2
n they found the 2 sleeping in a bedroom, justin was sitting on the floor, awake, holding a gun in his hand
he was like
aiya
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:44 PM):
sot sot dei edi la
hahahahaha
so justin’s a good guy rite?
so he waved john to him
and handed him the gun
but had to be like super quiet la
and as expected
once the gun reach john’s hands
the 2 robbers woke up
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
n struggle struggle struggle again
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
-.-
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
some how the lembap doctor manage to drop the gun
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
struggle struggle struggle
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
a lot of violence
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:45 PM):
hahahaha
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:45 PM):
hahahahhaa
you imagine them like banging chairs n stuff into each other
n all
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:46 PM):
and eh the head of robber manage to escape out of the guest house into their main house
and the lesbo locked herself in the toilet
so the doc n emma banged open the door
and struggle struggle struggle again
this time the lesbo gt a metal pole
blablabla
n emma shot her to death
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:47 PM):
so
2 down
back to the main house
so again
suspense time
cz everyone was thinking that the robber head will find mary on the table
alone somemore
but aiya
mary wasnt there la
and he found frank and his pasty face
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:48 PM):
so he was like
wow
nt bad
hahahahhaha
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:48 PM):
lol
not bad
hahaha
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:48 PM):
so erm
john directed emma to the speedboat, where mary was
ask her to protect mary la
and take the shot gun somemore
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:49 PM):
which is stupid cz he wants to confront the head of robbers with a poker stick -.-
alone
-.-
stupid rite
n like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:49 PM):
popopopoker face
popopopoker face
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:49 PM):
thahahhaa
the robber dude was hiding upstairs
so em the doc went in cautiously
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:50 PM):
check every room
didnt have the guts to go upstairs
so he shouted
*come out you fucking son of a bitch*
so the robber also like
talk la
all those crpa
crap*
say he did a good job on frank
blablabla
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:51 PM):
n he went into other rooms
so john went up the stairs carefully
and while he was doing that the robber head saw emma and mary on the speedboat
thru a window on the second floor
so he taunted the doc la
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:52 PM):
n like hinted he wanna go n kill them
so the doc rushed into the room
found the window open but no one there
so he rushed to the window
n shouted
“NOOOOO NOOOOOOO~~~~!!!!
“EMMA!! MARY!!!!”
but actually the robber head was hiding in the room behind him
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:53 PM):
n hit him la
so of course
struggle struggle struggle again
john even fell from the stairs
obviously john was losing
at one point
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:54 PM):
loser
so easy fall for taunts
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:54 PM):
the robber head got hold of the poker stick
pointed the sharp edge at john’s neck
john was lying on the floor
kena hit kau kau
n the robber started talking crap la
like, “you wanna know how tight was your dear homecoming daughter?”
n taunted him again
while he was doing that
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:55 PM):
john, who was looking sideways at the floor
saw the key of the speedboat
so i guess that sorta like ‘gave him strength’
n he managed to get out of that position
blablabla
struggle ensued
he was strangled by the robber using the poker stick
fainted for a while
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:55 PM):
then?
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
and when he was about the stab john
he heard the gun’s click
as in
before you pull the trigger you have to pull the thingy at the back rite
i forgot whatsit called
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
revolver
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
and he stopped
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
safty?
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:56 PM):
n turned around
yea
i think so
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:56 PM):
dunno
the clicky thing lah
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:57 PM):
n found a revolver pointing at his nose
the revolver held by justin
his son
so then of course he tried to takl justin out of it cz like he also know that justin is timid
hahaha
gt one thing he said damn funny
“why do you have to have balls at a bad time”
XP
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
so somehow dunno la how
aiyo
emma joined the fight
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:58 PM):
hahahahah
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
she was behind justin
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:58 PM):
he finally grew a pair
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:58 PM):
and she sprayed the fire estinguisher into the robber head’s eyes
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:59 PM):
she also know justin wont have the balls to pull the trigger l
a
so the robber head was blinded
and miraculously john woke up that time
and the couple smashed his head
the robber head’s head
john using the poker stick
emma
wah
paling ganas
use the damn fire estinguisher
it’s like
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:59 PM):
YAY~
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (6:59 PM):
blardy heavy!
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (6:59 PM):
POKERFACE!
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:00 PM):
so em
everyone thought that the robber dude died
cz emma so ganas rite
then after that they show “black out”
then “gt scene again”
and the scene is like
showing skin being cut
by a knife
one loooooong trail
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:01 PM):
so it was actually morning
and the robber dude finally woke up *he didnt die*
so he saw john
n he was like
WTF, WHY CAN’T I MOVE
so apparently john cut his nerves or something like that
paralyze him neck down
dun wanna terus kill him
and said something like
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:02 PM):
you’re gonna pay for what you’ve done to my daughter
and he carried the microwave oven
to the dude
*i thought he wanna drop the damn oven on his head*
but no
he placed it near the robber dude’s head
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:03 PM):
put the robber dude’s head inside the oven
and like
baked it
LOL
so erm
you can imagine la
screaming n all
the robber was like
WTF ARE YOU ALL
hahahahhaa
*the wrath of the doctor*
anyway
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:04 PM):
obviously he died
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (7:04 PM):
lol
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:04 PM):
i think his head snapped into half
cz of the heat or something like that
and happily ever after
ahhaha
the last scene is like showing john, emma, mary and justin on the speedboat
wunkey (”.) [fei po] says (7:05 PM):
speeding towards the nearest hospital i guess
to me
it’s just senseless violence
-.-
SP – ??? – ExSea – happy bday OVOM says (7:05 PM):
lol
it is

h1

One Republic – Apologize

June 20, 2009

This song was kinda catchy and a lot of my friends used it in the most cliche way they could think of by singing the chorus whenever anyone attempted to apologize.

Eg:

A : Hey B, sorry for coming late, I got stuck in the jam..
B: It’s too late, to apologize… It’s too late….

After hearing that song for some time I keep mishearing the lyrics to:

is diu lei tu polo jai is diu lei……….

It doesn’t make sense… :P